Rakan
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  1. orteil42:

    texas so far :

    • ambient air is like someone is breathing on you. all the time
    • all cars and TVs are at least 3 times the size of their european counterpart
    • texas, USA really wants to remind you that you are in texas, USA
    • i can see like 3 american flags from the front yard
    • what’s with Miracle Whip ?
    • everything gives off the impression that i’m both in a cozy welcoming place and about to get shot
    • why do you people need so many variations of everything. seriously guys you don’t need cinnamon-flavored broomsticks, what the fuck
    • ads for really greasy food marketed as organic
    • ads for meds with tons of side-effects, mostly for dealing with consequences of eating really greasy food. also usually marketed as organic
    • ads for lawyers and insurance, mostly for dealing with consequences of meds with tons of side-effects. haven’t seen any organic marketing for those yet but i’m waiting
    • if it’s not fried or smoked, it’s pickled

    Lol WELCOME Y'ALL

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